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Intermission 2: Introducing Oscar the Dog

 

Hmmm... do you see a dog in person? Or do you see them "in dog"? And doesn't that carry some disturbing connotations?

For those who don't know: Among people who like to dress up in animal costumes and have sex, "furverts" are people who want to look like real animals, where "plushies" want to look like cartoon animals. If you dress in an Alvin the Chipmunk suit and have sex with a girl dressed in a Care Bear suit, you're a plushie. Your mom must be so proud. : )

 

Debutante Ball

 

"Could we fast after lunch?" I WANT BONUS POINTS. : )

 

Really, how does any of it get in there?

 

That's supposed to be a double-take. I'm not sure I've got the hang of that yet...

That's the way I like my life, too, Sara.

 

Girls can be SO cruel

 

I used the following lyrics as my inspiration for a REALLY bad girl: "You'd poison a blind man's dog and steal his cane..." ...to be continued

Keep out of the reach of children. Sound advice for us all.

 

Vandalism: The Gateway Crime

 

I don't know if it's clear, but the pubic hair isn't part of the original album cover. Sorry Britney.

Your assignment: Come up with five acts of vandalism. Then come up with five t-shirts you could wear while doing them. This is not as easy as it looks.

 

Don’t try this at home

 

"Doppel Gangsta" was an idea I had AGES ago. It was then used by someone whose work I really like, Ian McDonald of Bruno the Bandit. I almost ditched this because, well, I don't want to lift stuff from Mr. McDonald. But I relaxed into this idea: NO ONE is reading this. Sorry Ian, but I figure no harm, no foul.

The Bouncing Betty Paintball Grenade is a real thing. You throw it, it hits the ground, hops six feet in the air and then sprays paint everywhere... and I really want you NOT TO USE THIS IN THIS MANNER. But it floors me that we even make such a thing. Jeez.

 

More and more evil

 

...continued... "You'd gift wrap a leper and mail him to your Aunt Jane you'd even force feed a diabetic a candy cane You... can go... to... hell..."

"I'm schizophrenic and so am I, how do I do? Beer in my left hand, beer in my right I'm schizophrenic, me too" This was NOT my inspiration for the whole "Girl Gone Wild" section. I just like it.

 

Harmless

 

The t-shirt this time is "Good Charlotte". Sara knows why.

I always want to do a movie and at the end say, "No animals were harmed in the making of this movie... except for those cows in the scene at McDonald's. Those were pretty badly injured." Mmm, the hypocrisy. Delicious.

 

Too easy

The winner of the t-shirt competition.

 

Shredding the Constitution chapter Four

 

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