All characters, artwork and materials ©2006 Scott Alton-Thomas Burns. All rights reserved.

 

We make a decision

The change in art styles in the first few panels is gone now. I'm trying to settle on a Savannah look, but I'm not having a lot of luck with it. If she weren't a redhead, you'd probably be saying "Who the hell is this new character?"

 

Wait, wait, it was my evil twin!

Fairly redneck looking school. Mad Max Jr. High. Whoa.

They're mad about the crutches incident. If they only knew the rest.

 

It begins to hit the fan.

It's not worth it to figure out what the words behind the BEEEEEEP are. I didn't put a lot of effort into it.

Fries are done! I ALWAYS imagine that the cooks at McDonald's are swearing when I hear the beep.

 

Yeah, we knew it was coming to this

I attempt the double take again. Silly me. 
I want BONUS POINTS for "What were you going to do, PLAY BARBIES?"

In the movie version of this, Sara catches the paper and spins around in a circle. This is because the paper came spinning into view in all the vandalism sketches, and the Batman "spinning paper" music played. I couldn't make it work here though.

 

The voice of reason

"Kill them" is so easy to say. In reality, it's fucking hard to do it to a groundhog, and believe me they'll annoy you to where you really want it to happen. 
Note: Weapons of Mass Destruction is a registered trademark of the Republican party and is used here by permission.

 

Hot on the trail

 

Remind me never to make myself do this much drawing ever again.

That's the "Whippy Dip" in Monroeville, OH. It's not big enough, but otherwise I nailed it.

For the record: I drew the picture with CENSORED on it. I did not draw breasts and then cover them up. 
Got pork?

 

Genetics is only part of it

 

Remember... don't get caught.

And hence we have the title. Between this speech and "Weapons of Mass Destruction" the whole idea grew.

 

Shredding the Constitution chapter Five

 

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