Intermission: Dance Dance Dance

Yes, it's the Twitchy Wiccans on the loudspeakers. And one more time, this is a SERIOUSLY redneck high school.

I can't even tell you how long I waited to deliver that line. This girl used to be Ashley till I noticed this.

I mean really, what do you SAY?

Part two:

Okay, plagiarism alert: The Mc Cuntleigh idea comes from Frank Zappa, or rather a weird friend of his; in his autobiography (I think) he mentions a "friend" who lived with a family of blow up dolls that he'd have sex with. This replaced society, which is notoriously uncooperative most of the time. Visionaries everywhere. Anyway, the family was named McCuntleigh.

Our unlikely friends change us. You know that.

The crime

Josiah Hedges in the statue there. And another effort on the triple take from Savannah.

I want to say that louder:
A NET. NOT A GUN. In the movies they always shoot at the head. The first thing I'd do in nearly all of their situations is shoot someone in the foot. It would change the whole "Run away" dynamic, there'd be all the time in the world for help to arrive. Brad Pitt did it in "The Mexican." It worked okay there.