Opposites attract. Or not.

You had to know Arthur was coming back.

So, tell me the story.

Hoopla

Libby Ann would like you to know, the antonym for "hip-hop" is "whitebread". Phil is executing this perfectly, even if it's totally unintentional.

"My peeps give me props! I got street cred!" I WANT BONUS POINTS.

Suicide by chipper shredder. That's wack.

Opening statement: Prosecution

"They're Hitler, they're Manson, they're Mary-Kate AND Ashley Olsen" should be ringing a bell with you. Back a LOT of episodes...

The adults are pretty seriously bubba here too.

I want this as a t-shirt!

See no evil, hear no evil, admit no evil.

Life is good.

Another t-shirt I want here:

Life is good. Unless it's part of the sentence the judge is handing down; then it's bad.

Opening statements: Defense

A good lawyer will change strategies if it makes sense. Of course, ANYONE would have figured this out.

Conclusion

Where's CSI when you need them? Oh, wait, that's right... they're in Fictionville, with Santa Claus, Tess of the D'Urbervilles and Batman. (And Jesus, but that's another LONG story.)

Epilogue:

Murder, schmurder, lawyer exclaims. Even if real adults don't sound like Charlie Brown's teacher, they DO tend to say things like this.

Picnic in the park:

You'll slow her down for a minute, girls, but she'll do something like this again. Curiosity is a curse.

Postermission

Cruel but effective.

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