If you can't play Tush you need to go to Law School instead. I'm just saying. You don't need to be able to play it exactly right (ZZ Top is kind of hard if you need to do that) but you have to be able to play it convincingly.

I'm betting no one remembers "Eek!" except for LeMar. Hi, LeMar.

This was a LOT of fun to draw. I was using a cheap CAD program where it all had to be straight lines, but still it was fun.

There is a device called the Psycho Acoustic Processor, but that's not what it does. Also, I tried for years to get a girl to experiment with ways the Bamboozler might be used for sex. I was sure it all hinged on the "collie" function.

"Your taste in music is wimpy and weasely. I know some great tunes; we could do them quite easily." That's where this whole idea started.

There was a sketch of the band here and the lead singer was shouting "Jesus Christ! Jesus Christ!" which I had pictured as being kind of a thrash metal version. I ditched it; too many band sketches in this one.

The bums are clearly triplets, and they're wearing trench coats, so maybe they're not bums so much as perverts, but there isn't a lot that rhymes with "perverts" and besides perverts don't so much sing.

"Volga Boatmen" isn't exactly a balalaika song, but I was hoping no one would think of that.

Bass players are always so... sensible. Except in jazz bands.

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