Monthly Archives: April 2019

He’ll feel better once he gets to do that face-slapping ass-kicking dance. (Schuhplattler?)

You know, you just get curious about how small a pipe you can breathe through and the next thing you know…

Honestly, if someone came up to me with a dragon and said “Bend the knee or I’ll incinerate you,” I’d have to flip a coin. ☺ (Yah, yah, okay, it’s not that bad, but still OW.)

Katie Janezic (Hi Katie!) is the inspiration for this one. There was a prop malfunction in a stage production of Narnia and she can tell you the rest of the story. ☺ Oh, also credit to Janet Jackson.

I would just like to note that this is a direct quote. She was talking about Paul Revere. An acquaintance suggested updating this to “Palin-drone” which I agree improves it…

I like to think that this might be young Shaggy prior to hanging out with Freddy and Velma. I came this close to getting a 420 Easter to go with last year’s April Fool Easter. Ah well. Someday I’m sure. ☺