Monthly Archives: May 2019

For the curious and compulsive Wheel of Fortune types, his shirt says “Oxygen and Magnesium! OMG!”

You know how fond I am of my own little touches? I love him having the fish symbol where there’s usually an alligator. ☺ Side note: Is that Barbie’s horse?

If you’ve never seen the cooking competition Chopped this makes less sense. Sorry! Also apologies to Ted Allen, this makes about the fifth time I’ve tried to get him right and so far only the first really worked. I don’t do likenesses so much as “kinda-likenesses”.

He owes his soul to the company store, you know. Hard to get ready with a thing like that hanging over your head. ☺

It’s always “A doctor? A lawyer?”

The “Doompity-Do” is their most popular style. You achieve it with Dippity-Do. No relation. ☺

Unlike their more successful cousins, the Don’tCaribou went extinct almost immediately “Aw, crap, we’ve got wolves again…” “Same Shit Different Day, man…” “Oh MAN I am so sick of this shit I could just die…”

Hey, they haven’t been drooling about it for 50 years. We deserve it. ☺