This is a bass solo type thing that I use when I warm up sometimes… I am not at all certain where it comes from, if it’s actually a famous song or just me doodling around with something I’ve heard a million times (one of my other favorite warmups is “Die Erlkonig” for example ☺) …
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Fallen Angel
Cubits
You have similar issues if you get him to cook recipes that call for a “handful” or a “pinch”
Turnovers
If you’ve seen Billy before, you know that misunderstanding is kind of his M.O.
Primitive Facetime
Before we say anything about ‘this is stupid’ I’d just like to note that I have seen people at opposite ends of a bar texting each other. ☺ I was thinking about video phones, how we now have them and it’s even EASY and it doesn’t actually cost you anything extra, and we kind of …
Crossing and Dotting
I.T. has also been put in charge of the restrooms, or as the technical among us would say, “The I.P. Address”. ☺
Wonka
Sloth
“They see these claws and they think ‘Wolverine! Ooh, he’s morally compromised, a real lone wolf who doesn’t play by the rules!’ Well I’M NOT! I don’t even jaywalk for Chrissakes!” Note: This pose is from a photo; he really was sitting straight-up-no-hands from just a pole grip with one foot and one knee. This …
Mission Highly Unlikely
To be honest, I kinda want to see this movie now… Douglas Adams (the GREAT Douglas Adams) has a great bit in Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency about how the impossible is just an indicator of holes in your understanding.
Ponzi Bear
He’s got the pyramid all wrong. ☺