Hi! I am currently vying for two Nobel Prizes, and much like the Emmy Grammy Oscar and Tony awards I have given myself, I have awarded these prehumously. (No one ever uses that do they? It seems like a natural logical extension of that other thing they use all the damn time like being ungrateful …
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Gigaseconds
A gigasecond is about 32 years. This makes our lives roughly 3 Gs long; in the first our brains are growing in form, and adding gray cells, and we’re here to pack it with skills and learning. This first third is Intelligence… In the second we’re still adding white cells which make connections between things …
Cat Diane
This is a bass solo type thing that I use when I warm up sometimes… I am not at all certain where it comes from, if it’s actually a famous song or just me doodling around with something I’ve heard a million times (one of my other favorite warmups is “Die Erlkonig” for example ☺) …
Fallen Angel
Cubits
You have similar issues if you get him to cook recipes that call for a “handful” or a “pinch”
Turnovers
If you’ve seen Billy before, you know that misunderstanding is kind of his M.O.
Primitive Facetime
Before we say anything about ‘this is stupid’ I’d just like to note that I have seen people at opposite ends of a bar texting each other. ☺ I was thinking about video phones, how we now have them and it’s even EASY and it doesn’t actually cost you anything extra, and we kind of …
Crossing and Dotting
I.T. has also been put in charge of the restrooms, or as the technical among us would say, “The I.P. Address”. ☺
Wonka
Sloth
“They see these claws and they think ‘Wolverine! Ooh, he’s morally compromised, a real lone wolf who doesn’t play by the rules!’ Well I’M NOT! I don’t even jaywalk for Chrissakes!” Note: This pose is from a photo; he really was sitting straight-up-no-hands from just a pole grip with one foot and one knee. This …