No offense is meant to Loyola, I just needed to put SOMETHING on her shirt.
I never really bothered to finish this one but I’m a sucker for a good English Teacher joke. Hi Sarah! (PS: Those giant-ass bees are going to slaughter those tiny cats. Not sure but I think they might be “Ray-O-Vacs”.)
Why does no one ever assume the footman did it?
That guy looks shifty to me...
I know the economic arguments and I can see where I might have gone engineer-crazy at any point in my life and tried to cull my needs down to a shower stall with a Swiss Army Knife and of course the internet… gotta have the internet…
But honestly, doesn’t the Tiny House Movement ever seem like kind of a Scam Trend; like a less-benign much-more-expensive pet rock?
Yeah… that’s not a typo. ☺
Phrases that have ALWAYS bothered me. ☺
2019 is the Year Of The Earth Pig, and I like to try to do a cartoon for these years, so I was thinking… hmmm… pigs, 3 little pigs…
(This came out more like a newspaper political cartoon than I wanted, but hey. Go where your muse takes you I always say.)
I was a delighted to find out that the Chinese Zodiac that we all know and love from various placemats in our history (assuming we haven’t led a very sheltered life) is that there are flavors of each option, say for instance mine (Rooster). Metal, Water, Wood, Fire and Earth. Next year is the Metal Rat.
(This is definitely copyright probably Jay Ward Prod.
and is used here just to remind you that Boris Badenov
is alive and well and has been playing a long game
culminating in this Nostradamus year of the
shall-join-forces-against-the-butterflies, which as we
all know means 2020 DUH like it's as if you've never
dropped water on your foot and gone into a trance before)
The plot of this Rocky&Bullwinkle episode was that
6' mice [which excuse me is more of a rat]
were destroying all the TV towers so that
people would emigrate away and the US would be
left micro-populated with only people who weren't
addicted to TV which honestly is a thing that I might
get behind and assist moreso than thwarting which is
what the Wildlife Bros R&B did in these episodes.
Metal Rat... We can only hope.