Short term memory foam
Conan the Bavarian
He'll feel better once he gets to do that face-slapping ass-kicking dance. (Schuhplattler?)
Through A Reed
You know, you just get curious about how small a pipe you can breathe through and the next thing you know...
Clown Funerals
Death Lemons
Bend The Knee
Honestly, if someone came up to me with a dragon and said "Bend the knee or I'll incinerate you," I'd have to flip a coin. ☺
(Yah, yah, okay, it's not that bad, but still OW.)
Bucket List
Narnia
Katie Janezic (Hi Katie!) is the inspiration for this one. There was a prop malfunction in a stage production of Narnia and she can tell you the rest of the story. ☺
Oh, also credit to Janet Jackson.
Schmeissberg
Palin-drone
I would just like to note that this is a direct quote. She was talking about Paul Revere.
An acquaintance suggested updating this to "Palin-drone" which I agree improves it...
