I picture the pre-Ark people in Heaven laughing at us... "OMG you people eat cows!?!? You eat PIGS???!?! Jesus I'm SO glad I died before the world went to shit man."
As long as I'm on a biblical kick... ☺
Note: He's cheating at solitaire. Or rather "playing in mysterious ways."
Dejá Boo: the weird feeling that you've seen these ghosts before.
Why do ghosts say "Boo!!"? Aren't they enjoying the show? It's got lots of shower scenes in it... (Admittedly, the script is a little rambling, but we forgave Game Of Thrones for that didn't we?)
A surprising number of us still have a lot of Meanderthal DNA in our gene pool. Beth: I STILL don't exactly know what to think about the Denisovians. ☺
"So... am I better like this; or like this? Which is better, this... or this?"
I want those optometrist glasses. I'm thinking about claiming that I've already invented them so the Chinese can knock them off for 10¢ on the dollar. A new meaning for the phrase "They knocked off my glasses."
I can't remember a time in my life when I drank five shots of Pure Grain Alcohol and tried to paint the water tower.
Our memories try to protect us, but it's a tough job.
Ultimately ALL governments come down to this. ☺
Deborah Kay likes the expressions on their faces, the body language. "You know exactly who these guys are."
Savannah (may she rest in peace) said they should be shopping at K-Mart and it could be "wolves in cheap clothing". Which is a pretty good bit, but it's a different joke than this one.